Royalty, With Several Design Flaws
Pink Lady has spent most of her life being kidnapped, rescued and generally treated like a woman whose main purpose is to stand around waiting for some bloke with a moustache to sort things out.
She’s had enough.
After Italian Man #1 arrived in the World of Unruly Punk and started looking for a missing princess, Pink Lady found herself exactly where she usually does — in a castle, being held hostage by an angry spiky lizard with far too much free time.
Unfortunately for him, she escaped.
Not with the help of Italian Man #1. Not with some elaborate plan. She simply decided she’d had enough of the hospitality and walked out.
Italian Man #1 took three weeks to find her.
Pink Lady may look sweet, but underneath the pink dress is someone with absolutely no patience for idiots, villains or men who think jumping into pipes counts as a personality.
She’s also been drawn with the usual Unruly Punk level of artistic competence. The hair is doing far too much, the eyes are suspiciously enormous and her teeth look like they were installed by a man who had never seen a mouth before.
I tried to give her some dignity.
The drawing had other plans.
Now she’s here, Italian Man #1 is still trying to impress her, and somewhere in the background that angry spiky lizard is probably planning another kidnapping.
He really should know better by now.
