Some Toys Should Stay in the Box
Elliot Graves, better known to absolutely nobody as “Elly”, was a petty thief with a serious weakness for limited edition toys, particularly the latest Goo Jit Zu release.
One night, while robbing a toy shop in search of the latest limited edition, the police finally caught up with him.
He made a run for it.
Unfortunately, he hadn’t noticed the WET FLOOR sign.
One spectacular slip later, Elliot was lying on the shop floor with death rapidly becoming less of a theoretical concept.
With nothing left to lose, he performed one final voodoo ritual in a desperate attempt to keep his soul alive.
His soul ended up inside the nearest children’s doll.
It wasn’t exactly the body he had in mind.
But considering the alternative was being dead, he decided to make the best of it.
Trapped inside his new plastic body, he eventually discovered that someone might know enough about voodoo to put him into a new human body.
That’s when he heard about a strange place called the World of Unruly Punk, where someone might be able to help.
So he went looking.
Now Psycho Doll has arrived in Unruly Punk, and he’s determined to find someone whose body he can take over, preferably before he kills everyone who gets in his way.
He’s small, violent, completely unhinged and carrying a knife.
All because he really wanted that fucking Ultra Rare Yeti Goo Jit Zu.
