Meet the Unruly
Big Ear Barry: First of the Unruly
Barry wasn't drawn to be perfect. He was drawn because I thought I could pull off a classic cartoon mouse... and failed spectacularly. With ears that weigh more than the rest of his body, eyes that drift like they're late for work, and a smile that doesn't quite add up, Barry became something better than perfect–he became Unruly.
Barry is the face (and ears) of a crooked world, where the lines never land straight and every detail is a little "off." He's clumsy, confusing, and constantly disproportioned, but that's exactly why he's the first official citizen of Unruly Punk.
Polka Dot Patty: Queen of Questionable Style
Patty wasn't supposed to look like this. She was meant to be graceful, charming, and stylish–but somehow between drawing her bow and finishing her dress, she mutated into the chaotic diva she is today. Her polka dots wander off, her bow hangs on for dear life, and her eyes haven't agreed on where to look since day one.
But Patty doesn't care. In the world of Unruly Punk, fashion isn't about looking good–it's about refusing to behave. She's Barry's partner in crime, the queen of crooked couture, and proof that bad art can strut harder than good design ever could.
The Suspiciously Familiar Spider-Guy: Wall-Crawling Chaos Magnet
Once a normal bloke, now a crooked-limbed, lopsided wall-crawler thanks to a mysterious bite. Poorly drawn, slightly confused, and occasionally heroic, he leads the ragtag Unruly Punk heroes–mostly because he's my favourite. Criminals are baffled, pedestrians are startled, and somehow chaos looks like a plan when he's around. He swings through the punk streets in his own unpredictable way, proving perfect anatomy isn't required for heroism.
The Suspiciously Familiar Batbloke: Slightly Heroic Mess
By day, he's just Bloke. By night, he prowls the streets with a cape flapping like a deflated bouncy castle and an air of seriousness he doesn't fully understand. Flailing, awkward, and slightly mysterious, his gadgets may or not work. He joined the Unruly Punk heroes after Spider-Guy insisted he'd be a "perfect serious addition," which Batbloke didn't really get, but agreed anyway. Rooftops fear him, walls tolerate him, and pigeons occasionally get scared. Crooked, confused, and awkwardly heroic, he somehow fits perfectly into the gang.
Sonnik the Speedy Quillrat: Maximum Speed, Minimum Detail
Speedy? Maybe. Focused? Probably not. Sonnik is the speedy quillrat who's always late, always messy, and somehow always part of the action. Limbs like spaghetti, quills like chaos, and one eye high-fiving the ceiling while the other glares at the floor, he races through the Unruly Punk world delivering parcels for Egghead Express courier service, leaving overturned bins, startled pedestrians, and a trail of chaos in his wake. Not exactly graceful, not exactly reliable–but perfectly Sonnik.
The Big Green Smashman: Gentle As A Brick
He wasn't invited, but he turned up anyway, already smashing walls and demanding snacks. Some say he's the result of a bad science experiment, others think he's just very committed to being angry. Either way, he quickly discovered his one true talent: breaking stuff. He's been banned from most gyms, bowling alleys, and at least one small zoo, but that hasn't stopped him from finding work. These days, when he's not teaming up with Spider-Guy and Batbloke, he hires himself out for "demolition jobs"–which usually means you'll have no house left and no neighbours, but hey, the job gets done. Loud, unpredictable, and definitely not insured, The Big Green Smashman is the world's biggest walking liability.