Stop Killing Turkeys for Their Teeth Funny Slogan T-Shirt

Some T-shirts make a statement. This one is basically a public service announcement for British dentistry. Featuring the hilariously ridiculous slogan “STOP KILLING TURKEYS FOR THEIR TEETH” boldly printed across the front, this tee is aimed at anyone who’s looked around the UK recently and thought, “Christ… everyone’s got the same teeth.”

If you’re not from the UK, allow us to explain. “Turkey teeth” is a very British nickname for those ultra-white, perfectly straight, unnaturally uniform veneers or crowns that seem to have become incredibly popular. Usually associated with cosmetic dental work abroad, they’re the sort of teeth that could probably be seen from space. One minute you’ve got your own perfectly respectable teeth, the next you’re walking around with a set that look like they came as standard with a brand-new Turkey holiday.

And before anyone gets offended… we ain’t saying they’re bad. Okay, maybe they’re a little bit bad. We’re just saying there appear to be an awful lot of people wandering around with exactly the same smile. Big, bright, brilliantly white and suspiciously identical.

Whether you’re wearing yours to the pub, a festival, on holiday, at the BBQ or just while silently judging the latest person to flash their freshly installed gnashers, expect plenty of double takes and at least one person asking what the hell you’re wearing.

It’s the perfect T-shirt for anyone who appreciates British humour, questionable dental decisions, and pointing out the obvious.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  
• Unisex style: check our size guide below to help find your ideal fit

Save the turkeys. Keep your teeth. Or at least make them slightly less fucking identical.

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colours or under certain lighting conditions.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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Size guide