The Star-Spangled Slacker Sticker

The Star-Spangled Slacker Sticker - 4.9cm x 5.5cm

Behold The Star-Spangled Slacker – the world's most aggressively average hero, captured here in all his questionably drawn glory, this vinyl sticker brings patriotic energy with the precision of a crayon-wielding raccoon.

During a top-secret experiment to create the perfect soldier, Chadley "Chet" Rogers was accidentally chosen after the real candidate overslept. Injected with expired energy drinks and a vague sense of duty, he became the Star-Spangled Slacker – a man who would fight for freedom, but only after his nap.

• Size: 4.9cm x 5.5cm
• High-quality vinyl – unlike his cardio, this lasts
• Waterproof and weather-resistant – freedom doesn't smudge
• Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and confusing your co-workers

Stick him anywhere justice might be needed... or at least where it won't peel off easily.

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